I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today